The Reason for the Screening Questions

As you stumble around My Palace, you may notice some updates about Screening Questions. Also, if I decide to contact you for a session, then you were probably given a link to these questions. I'm sure some of you want to know why you have to answer these questions just to see Me. You've probably thought...

Don't you have my name and email already? I don't have to do this for other Doms.
Why can't you just read My profile? I don't have the time. 

Well, let Me tell you that this is not just another way to collect contact information. Every Dom is different and as such has their own way of dealing with you. Not only do I not have the time to read through each profile before I make sure you're serious, but some don't even have interests listed. Besides, you may not want Me to tie you up and dildo your ass, but just to worship My feet. So instead of trying to figure out what the fuck you all want from Me, you are going to make it real easy on your Goddess and tell Her what your little kinky ass heart desires.

This is a story about a wretched, feeble ass cocksucker that I met in Boston, just a couple of days ago. See if you can point out the time-wasters.

He first messaged Me on collarme looking to serve. Apparently, his pee brain couldn't understand My posting, although he failed to mention which one, so I replied with some questions. Besides wanting to know which post he was talking about, I wanted to know if he actually wanted to meet up or just chat back and forth. I asked what type of slave he is or can be and how he wants to serve Me. The reply:

"As for what i'm looking for, i am not really interested in doing a "session" where i pay you money. i wanted to be upfront about that. however, if you need a place to rest or stay, or have any types of needs that could be met by a submissive (maybe just massaging you and helping you relax), please let me know. i am open to possibilities..."

Since most of the other cunts didn't reply when I sent a text or IM, I was open to other options. As you can see, although he declined the normal sessions, he came back with a counteroffer which was USEFUL. A place to stay, shower, relax, instead of getting a hotel room, was useful to Me. This was why I decided to take his punk ass up on the offer. Actually, this is what the Post: houseboys and slaves was all about. In case you didn't know. Anyway, I confirmed by asking him, are you willing to serve Me while in your home?, in which he responded yes. Contact information exchanged (after countless messages), place and time set, and I'm off for the meet.

We meet at a restaurant but he doesn't feel comfortable talking inside, so we walk to a nearby park. I don't know why this was any more private than the restaurant but the Goddess was trying to help the unworthy douchebag with his pathetic little insecurities. So we talked, restricted though, sufficient enough to go over to his room. We talked a little more, but he was still ashamed to tell Me what he wanted or at least what he has done before until I went through a list. After 1- 2 more hours, I lost track, we agreed that I would come back the next night to have the session.

Okay, day 2, second meet where the actual session starts. Since we did enough talking the day before, after I get upstairs, I start right away. Making him do little things like a foot massage, getting Me a drink and finding something good on the tele was fun for Me. Then I decide to bring his interests into play and tell him to get his cute little undies he was whining about the day before, and model them. I proceed to degrade his wimping little ass and he had the nerve to ask if I wanted him to pleasure Me. And then tells Me he has a girly body. I say..

EEeeWWww, why on earth would I want to do that? I'm not attracted to women.

Then, I ask about sleeping arrangements and if the sheets are clean. I wouldn't take his word for it when he assured Me they were, and I tell him to wash them. Now, excuse Me if I'm wrong, but slaves do chores and laundry is a chore. Then he stops, starts to get dressed and says he's not feeling it. (I think he just didn't want to do laundry) This is okay because everybody is not into everything but when I ask what is wrong and you say you're not ready for this and stuff. Okay, that is fine too, but you need to reimburse Me for My time. He looked at Me and said no. My Goddess-ness, I felt this rage emerge and I wanted to pull him over My knee and spank the shit out of him. So, not only are you kicking Me out of your house (room), but you don't want to compensate Me for the time I wasted on your punk ass.

Sooooo, now you see the need for the screening questions so I don't waste anymore of My damn time. That is, if you lasted this long.


Did you see them? If not, here are some of the Time-wasters

#1 -It took 12 messages, back and forth, over 3 mothafuckin hours before we finally met. FUCK NO, NOT ANYMORE. Just now added it up and I'm getting angry all over again. {therefore, you visit My Palace to answer most of your questions.}

#2 -The initial meet took an hour and I got nothing for My time. {hence, the offering for the Public-Meet session.}

#3 -Because I didn't know what he wanted from Me, it took an extra hour of coaching to get it out of him. {hence, you are required to answer Screening Questions so I don't waste My damn time.}

#4 -Second meet, which only took 30 minutes this time, and I wasn't leaving until he gave Me something for My time. {For you cheap, punk asses that don't want to give up the green, then I will satisfy My needs first, play time comes second.}

Did you add it up correctly? If you did, you know I WASTED OVER 5 FUCKING HOURS ON THAT SISSY ASS BITCH

NEVER AGAIN!!

Constructive Criticism

Let it be known that I am not unreasonable and not unwilling to improve My surroundings. I'll listen to criticism when it comes from a sincere place. {{Sincerity is the key. This is not an open invitation for everyone to tell Me what you think of Me because I don't give a shit.}}

I like My Palace the way it is; mainly because I spent a lot of time decorating and filling it with stuff. However, it was brought to My attention that it lacked substance. Cold, unwelcoming and impersonal were used. Also, apparently, there wasn't enough information about Me. {{I don't agree with this but I guess more is best, right.}} What do you assholes need to know about Me anyways? I thought I made it quite informative as to who I am or more specifically, what kind of Goddess I am. {{Look for the future post about this.}}

Either way, if this is one reason why there are many of you who are still hesitant about playing with Me, and thereby causing financial distress, then I will inspect this matter and update accordingly. I said all that to say, you may see some changes to My Palace and some "Under Construction" signs. It's all temporary. 

Looking for TEMPORARY houseboys/slaves

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I've gotten plenty of requests to be My houseboy but I wasn't sure how that would work out. Since I've decided to see what kinksters have to offer in other cities, I want to experience this. I want to see what it feels like to have a 24/7 slave, even if it is just for a little while. Of course, since I'm visiting different places, and not staying anywhere for too long, you would be giving Me control over your home while l'm visiting your city.

REQUIREMENTS AS MY HOUSEBOY:  

The basics your Goddess needs to feel comfortable. If you cannot provide, do not apply.

* A bed is ideal but if its going to interfere with your vanilla life, then a couch will do.

* CHEF: Home-cooked meals preferred, but if you can't, then you will need to make other arrangements

*    Simple foot massage will do 

       

* PHOTOGRAPHER: I need to hang some new pictures in My Palace. Don't worry, I have the camera.

                              

ATTENTION: you will be My slave in your home when I'm visiting. It can be for a day on up to  My full stay in your city.  

If this sounds like something you want to do, send an email to goddesschocolate@live.com answering the following questions.

1. Brief Introduction of yourself
2. City, State of your home
3. No. of days you can submit your home to Me
4. Anything else you want Me to know to get My attention. This can include the type of home, great location, your willingness to serve, types of services.

OTHER HELPFUL CHORES (not mandatory)
 
Laundry, Car wash, Pedicure (if you have the skills), Tour guide


It doesn't matter where you are in the world. I will be on the road for the next 5 months and may end up anywhere. If this interests you, send a message.

Apologies! No parties

Much apologies that I didn't start the parties up again. It didnt' work out this time around and I had other plans. But that doesn't mean that I won't have any in the future. I will keep your information if you want. Hopefully, you guys will still be interested if and when I start it up again.

I'm sure I need to do some more research and get more contacts to have more successful parties anyway. But I had fun doing the ones I did in the DC area. Who knows, maybe I'll do them on the road. 

Goddess Chocolate hits the road

To all My fetish friends and faithful followers in the DC area, I thank you so much for these past couple of years. I have enjoyed all the parties and private sessions. You have helped to mold Me into the Goddess that I am today.  However, I feel that the rest of the world is being deprived of My delicious beautiful black soles. Therefore, I've decided to take a little, okay a long, trip to other places. I will try to post when I'm in your city, but if I don't, then you can find My current status on facebook.

Some states I plan to visit are Massachusetts, Maine, New York and West Virginia. You are welcomed to invite Me to your city and state if I'm nearby. Not only am I interested in meeting submissives, but the other Dominant men and women. I'd love to attend fetish functions also.

Happy Goddessday to Me

What is a Goddessday? Well, much like a birthday, it is the day that Goddess Chocolate was born. Today is My 5th Goddessday. 5 years from today, I first graced everyone with My presence at a club in Washington DC. Before then, while I had known of this world, I wasn't all that interested in it. 

As a newborn, I was intrigued with any and everything. It was all new to Me. I wanted to learn and grow. It started with podophilia when I was told that My big and soft size 10s were beautiful and satisfying. Being the over curious individual I am, my interests quickly expanded into modeling, trampling, torturing and more.

I can’t say that I’m whole-heartedly into BDSM because I do have a lot of limits. However, there is interest and I hope to gain more of it in the next 5 years.

I wonder if anybody else celebrates their Goddessday or Mistressday. If you do, I would like to hear about it. Or if its called something else, like Dommeday or Supremeday, I'd like to know.

Just Like Insects...

...Stop Pestering Me

I’m sure I’m not alone with this one. Why do you ungrateful ass subs continue to waste Our time?  Do you think We Goddesses, Mistresses and the like have nothing better to do than to ignore your multiple emails about nothing and your pestering phone calls just because you want to hear Our voices?

We know we’re beautiful. We know you can’t live without Us. But you’re just going to have to until you can donate for more of Our time.  Just to be clear… What We do is enjoyable but, at least for Me, its also a way to make a living. 

That being said, do not contact Me unless you have something meaningful to say. This will usually entail something about a session or some type of tribute. There are a few privileged followers who enjoy the pleasure of My company out in public. However, if you just want to praise your Goddess, then don’t be shy about it. Let everyone know how much I mean to you and display it on the walls in My palace. The comment sections are great for this. Maybe, I’ll put in a Scroll book later on.  I don’t want to ignore you but I don’t have the time to deal with every little thing.

UPDATE: My New Scrollbook is now ready for your entries

Here piggy piggy

I have two pet mice now. I don't need anymore at this time. They've done all the online chores like posting for My parties, searching for hotels and other research.

I also have a pet pony that I'm trying out. It was about 20 minutes late with no excuse but traffic. I'm still trying to break this one in. Messages of intent should be emailed.

Now, I’m still looking for that precious coveted pet piggy.  I know you’re out, somewhere.  You’re main Master is gone and now you’re lost and confused. Well, don’t fret. Goddess Chocolate is here to take over and make everything all better.

Promises, Promises

I had a private session with a new submissive today. Actually, this was the second one this week. The first one was on Tuesday, when he came to town. It started as a simple foot worship session, but as some of you already know and others will soon find out, you will fall in love with more than just My feet.

On Tuesday, I met him at a lovely Hyatt in downtown DC. He wanted to talk a little first, so he bought Me a drink at the restaurant. Very classy on his part. A small gesture that showed Me he appreciated My time. After about 20 minutes or so, he was ready to go upstairs and play. Once I emerged from the bathroom, in My play clothes, the little sub couldn't contain himself. He quickly found out that My feet were not the only things to worship. He was back and forth between being under My feet, squeezed between My legs and smothered by My voluptuous booty. Take a look for yourself. Can you blame him for being smitten?

He seemed to be so love-struck with Me, he invited Me to visit him in California. I'm not sure if this was a heat of the moment thing, but I wonder. He said he need Me in his life. A visit to a new place is great, but I wonder how serious he was. This sub is a guy after all, and sometimes guys tend to tell ladies what they think we want to hear. Anyway, after playtime, we talked briefly about him flying Me out to California, but I am still skeptical. It sounded like a promise. Now, I only wonder if he'll actually honor it or if he's just full of shit.

It was probably the booty drops that did him in. 

Questioning the Goddess

Over the years, I've gotten a lot of questions about the things I do and how I do them. Some were in good nature but others were kind of rude, almost insolent. Now, I have a question that I'm going to ask and answer, for Me. As a Goddess, should I be questioned? 

I applaud continued learning. If there is something that you truly want to know about, then there’s nothing wrong with asking a question. I don't mind my followers asking questions, even if you want to know why I do something a certain way.

For a real-life example:

Last week, a smart-ass emailed Me asking, “I thought Goddesses had temples, where’s yours?”  Now, if he genuinely wanted to know why I chose a palace instead of a temple, then he could’ve asked this without stating the first remark. Except, he didn’t really want to know the answer to that question, he just wanted to piss Me off. It worked a little and I told him,

         

“Fool! My body is My temple. While all and any may be allowed in My palace, only few are privileged enough to come remotely close to My temple.” 

Okay, so there may have been a few more harsh words and I berated him about questioning a Goddess in such a tone, but you get the just. It wasn’t that he asked Me why I did something, it was how he asked. So for him and anyone else who may be wondering where My temple is, now you do. I don't mind answering your questions, but like you, they should be presented in a respectful manner.