My Most Favored Follower

2010 was not as profitable as it could have been. I'm not surprised with the way the economy has been going. There are some slaves who's wallet couldn't take it anymore. One said that My tribute was just way too much to bear and that I should cut it in half. This slave only came around every 2 months or so. Another presented Me with a bottle of wine, cheese and crackers and thought that would be sufficient, as if that wasn't standard practice for My sessions. They obviously couldn't cut it and had to go.

However, there is one who has hung in there through it all. This faithful follower has maintained his bi-weekly sessions throughout the year. There were even a couple of times when I wasn't available and My faithful follower was very disappointed. For that, I am apologetic. For being My 2010 most favored follower, this specific individual has received My most generous package. What is this gracious gift he received? He got one session at half price and another for free, both of which included an extra hour. He has also been placed on the SIF list (Slightly more Important Follower). It mainly means he'll get priority over the rest of you.

2011 will probably be just as challenging but I welcome it. I want to acquire many more followers, indulge in more activities and, of course, take more of your money. With that being said, previous, current and future followers, shower Me with the green.